Tears of joy, tears of gains. $ONION is the unpeeled memecoin nobody asked for and everybody needs.
Like a perfectly diced shallot, $ONION is built on principles every degen can taste. Peel each one carefully.
Launched on pump.fun — fair, transparent, and battle-tested. Bonding curve goes brrr.
Every onion starts equal. No presale, no insiders, no shady allocations. Just pure bulb energy.
An onion is nothing without its layers. Holders are the layers. Memes are the seasoning.
Sub-second trades. Sub-cent fees. Slice, dice, and swap before your tears even dry.
You are an onion on a treadmill. Tuna cans are coming. Jump them. Survive. Don't let the fish win.
Buy SOL on any exchange (Coinbase, Binance, etc.) and send it to your wallet. You'll need a little for fees.
Swap on pump.fun or trade via DexScreener. Connect your wallet and peel.
Welcome to the layer club. Hold, share, meme, repeat. Tears of joy are encouraged.